he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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