For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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