If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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