idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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