i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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