its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Randomize
