question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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