your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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