I want you more than these girls want KFC
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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