then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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