oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
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