I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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