Christians are straight up FREAKS
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Randomize
