U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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