from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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