I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
