spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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