apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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