Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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