In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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