But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
