Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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