i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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