i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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