remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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