FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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