Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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