Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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