My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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