Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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