Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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