We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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