I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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