Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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