yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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