if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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