if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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