Plan B is the new Plan A
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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