Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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