Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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