I hate all girls vehemently.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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