i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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