I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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