im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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