did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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