The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Randomize
