There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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