Even the bartender felt bad for me
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
