If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Randomize
