the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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