i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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