i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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