Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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