Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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