in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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